Friday, 23 September 2022

Critique: Once Upon a Mattress

This musical is about Prince Dauntless and Princess Winnifred getting engaged. The queen, Dauntless’ mother, tries to thwart it from happening. She still treats her son like a child, after all, even though he looks middle aged.


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There are so many good, creative moments. Such as a dismembered hand holding the keyring.

            Princess Winnifred makes a massive entrance in front of a large crowd about how shy she is. So unfortunate for her but the irony (am I using that right?) of the situation is amusing.

            There’s one shot where it looks like they’re lying on grass but the shot pans out and the characters are actually leaning against a hedge. I like that.

            The queen says they need to test the princess and the wizard suggest a sensitivity test. The queen replies, ‘No. I know! Sensitivity. Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me.’ Firstly that last line is pure perfection. Secondly, I love it when a character dismisses another’s idea then repeats it, claiming it as their own. It happened on ‘Timone and Pumba’ a lot, and ‘Pinky and the Brain’ if I remember correctly.

            When Winnifred sings about the voice of the swamp, she keeps on repeating, ‘Luggo, luggo, luggo’ which had me chuckling. Then Dauntless does this unexpected high note at the end. Was this meant purely to amuse or did the producers/directors want to showcase the actor’s range?

Winnifred uses dust from a tapestry as chalk for lifting weights. That was rather creative! But really, the queen needs to hire cleaners that do their jobs.

In one song, it’s like the Twelve Days of Christmas: each time singing a new verse, they’d repeat all the ones that came before.

Winnifred sings about Rapunzel, wondering if she can escape with her hair. ‘No, it would bloody hurt.’ Amazing!

 

There were, of course, problems.

Larkin is pregnant with Sir Harry’s baby. (He says she had a moment of weakness. You what?) People can only marry once the prince is married so Sir Harry goes out to find a princess for the prince. Clearly with Larkin pregnant they’re in a rush yet they have the time to sing about it? You could at least on your way rather than doing it statically.

Dauntless calls his dad ‘Papa’. He pronounces it like ‘paapuh’ but the upper classes pronounce it as ‘pupaa’.

The queen rams her crown up Winnifred’s behind to get her up the ladder and into bed. Then Winnifred wears her crown to sleep. After this, Winnifred counts sheep but when she gets up in the morning, the amount of sheep she counted was far too small for an entire night. What is going on?

The song ‘Spanish Panic’ was a bit of a mess. It started with a Spanish intro but then lost all Iberian music, being left only with the pose. Then the Spanish element to the music returns, bringing with it a fan and a matador cape. This absence did nothing positive to the song. Then the weirdest thing happens: Winnifred jumps into a crouch then looks up, a rose appearing in her mouth out of nowhere. This seems like a really funny detail but added to the bizarreness of ‘Spanish Panic’.

 

This film makes for an easy watch with easy giggles. The queen’s outfits are truly spectacular yet the prince’s are bloody awful. It’s always interesting to see what Americans think royalty do!

 

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